

AAAA Love Machine (30-32% THC)
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AAAA Love Machine – 30-32% THC
Love Machine, also known as “Cheech & Chong’s Love Machine,” is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the classic Pure Kush X Wedding Cake strains. Known for its super arousing high and mouthwatering flavor, Love Machine is the perfect balanced choice to help you get ready for action with energy and motivation on a lazy and lethargic day.
The Love Machine high begins with a tingle felt in the back of the spine and the palms. This tingle will work its way throughout your entire body, lulling you into a state of deep relaxation and arousing stimulation. As you settle further and further into this stoney state, a happy mental high will hit your brain, allowing you to feel sweet relief from negative thinking and racing thoughts alike.
Love Machine, also known as “Cheech & Chong’s Love Machine,” is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the classic Pure Kush X Wedding Cake strains. Known for its super arousing high and mouthwatering flavor, Love Machine is the perfect balanced choice to help you get ready for action with energy and motivation on a lazy and lethargic day.
The Love Machine high begins with a tingle felt in the back of the spine and the palms. This tingle will work its way throughout your entire body, lulling you into a state of deep relaxation and arousing stimulation. As you settle further and further into this stoney state, a happy mental high will hit your brain, allowing you to feel sweet relief from negative thinking and racing thoughts alike.
Combined with its super high 30-32% average THC level, these effects give Love Machine an edge in treating experienced patients suffering from chronic stress or anxiety, chronic pain, depression and insomnia. This bud has a sweet and sugary creamy vanilla flavor with hints of fresh fruit and a touch of spice. The aroma is just as pleasant, with a fruity vanilla overtone accented by woody pine and a hint of spicy diesel. Love Machine buds have oversized and dense, spade-shaped forest green nugs with dark blue undertones, thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny, blue-tinted white crystal trichomes.
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