AAAA Blueberry Smalls By Green Valley (16-24% THC)
AAAA Blueberry Smalls By Green Valley (16-24% THC)
Blueberry is an indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain with unknown true parentage. This bud has been traced back to the early 70's when the infamous American breeder DJ Short started playing around with different landrace strains, ultimately resulting in this insanely delicious variety. It is thought to be descended from Purple Thai X Afghan, but we will never know for sure. Nonetheless, Blueberry is one of the most popular strains on the market and took home the 2000 Best Indica award at the High Times' Cannabis Cup thanks to its high-powered effects and mouthwatering blueberry vanilla flavor. The Blueberry high has a euphoric and hazy feel to it that creeps up on you slowly before washing over you with a sense of calm and ease. As this high grows, your mind will fall into a state of hazy introspection that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts and numbs the brain. With these relaxing effects and its high 16-24% average THC level, Blueberry is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, migraines, and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has grape-shaped olive green nugs with bright blue undertones, fiery orange hairs, and a frosty thick coating of tiny amber colored crystal trichomes. It has a smell much like the taste, with a spicy yet sweet earthy vanilla effect that's accented by fragrant florals.
AAAA OMFG Mediums By Green Valley (31-33% THC)
AAAA OMFG Mediums By Green Valley (31-33% THC)
OMFG is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the iconic Red Pop X Runtz strains. One taste of this perfectly balanced hybrid and you'll be screaming her name! OMFG packs an amazing full-bodied high that's filled with heady laughter and physical relaxation. You'll feel the cerebral effects wash over you first, lifting your mood and filling you with a giddy euphoria. A light tingly sense comes next, working its way behind the eyes before spreading throughout your entire body, helping you to feel fully relaxed and at ease from head to toe. You'll find yourself hit with a pretty heavy case of the giggles at this point, laughing at anything and everything around you. With these effects and its super high 31-33% average THC level, OMFG is often suggested to treat experienced patients suffering from conditions such as insomnia, Multiple Sclerosis, depression, chronic stress or anxiety and inflammation. This bud has a sweet and sour citrusy flavor with a punch of spicy black cherries upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a sour citrusy overtone accented by spicy cherries and sweet tropical fruits. OMFG buds have airy oversized spade-shaped emerald green nugs with thick red-orange hairs and tiny chunky white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Fruit Loop Haze Smalls By Green Valley (18-20% THC)
AAAA Fruit Loop Haze Smalls By Green Valley (18-20% THC)
Fruit Loop Haze is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (55% indica/45% sativa) created through a four-way cross of the super delicious Blue Dream X White Widow X Grapefruit X Blueberry strains. If you're a fan of super fruity flavors and hazy, heady highs, you've found the bud of your dreams with Fruit Loop Haze. This bud has a super mouthwatering taste that will leave you coming back for more, with a bouquet of fresh berries accented by sweet tropical fruits and bright, tangy citrus. The aroma is just as delicious, with a fruity blueberry overtone accented by sour, citrusy lemons, rich tropical fruits and earthy flowers. The Fruit Loop Haze high is the perfect hazy, happy high, with long-lasting effects that will have you feeling dazed in all of the right ways. You'll feel lifted from start to finish, filled with an expansive bliss that leaves you with no room in your brain for anything other than happiness. A relaxing body high accompanies this heady lift, keeping you locked to the world below and pretty sedated at times.
AAAA Purple Sunset Smalls By Green Valley (22% THC)
AAAA Purple Sunset Smalls By Green Valley (22% THC)
Purple Sunset is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the iconic Purple Punch X Mandarin Sunset strains. This deliciously potent beauty packs a punch of tasty flavors and delicious full-bodied effects that are perfect for any hybrid lover. Purple Sunset boasts a sweet fruity taste with hints of light florals and sour citrus, too. The aroma is very similar, although with a lightly spicy effect to it that's released as the nugs are burned away. The Purple Sunset is just as delightful as the flavor, with relaxing overtones that are perfect for easing away your day-to-day stressors with ease. You'll feel a lifted creativity flood your mind at the onset of the high accompanied by a sense of physical relaxation and calm. This soothing state isn't sedative or sleepy; rather, it will leave you totally at ease. In combination with its high 22% average THC level, these effects make Purple Sunset perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, depression, mood swings, appetite loss or nausea and ADD or ADHD. This bud has beautiful long tapered minty green nugs with thin orange hairs, deep purple undertones and a coating of tiny sparkling white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Blackberry Smalls By Green Valley (26% THC)
AAAA Blackberry Smalls By Green Valley (26% THC)
Blackberry is a hybrid strain with a perfect blend of indica and sativa breeds that create an amazing 20% THC content. The strain is mouthwatering to say the least. Not only are the buds beautiful, but they are scrumptious at the same time. The buds are not as dense as any other strain you may have already come across, but they are brilliantly bred to produce hues of purple covered with white crystals and bright orange hairs. The aroma is intoxicating, as it is quite fruity with a hint of earth. There is a pretty good reason why the strain is referred to as Blackberry. It tastes amazing and smooth just like a bowl of fruit. If you are looking for a daytime strain, you should not look any further. Blackberry offers a body and cerebral high that will overwhelm you in no time. Furthermore, you will feel more energetic and talkative all the while feeling incredibly social. On the other hand, Blackberry is equally effective at treating several medical conditions including stress, depression, and anxiety. Additionally, due to its body numbing effects, it is perfect for patients suffering from chronic aches and pain as well.
AAAA Grease Monkey Smalls By Green Valley (25-27% THC)
AAAA Grease Monkey Smalls By Green Valley - (25-27% THC)
Grease Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 with the delicious Cookies & Cream strain. This potent bud brings on the powerful effects and highly addictive flavor, flawlessly fusing those of its parent strains. With each rich inhale comes flavors of nutty vanilla and sweet skunky diesel.
AAAA Mimosa Mediums By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA Mimosa Mediums By Green Valley (27% THC)
Mimosa is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the classic Purple Punch X Clementine strains. If you're looking for an early morning pick-me-up (minus the alcohol), this bud is totally for you. Mimosa packs bright and happy daytime effects that are perfect for chasing sleep away and giving you a positive mood as you take on your day. You'll feel an energetic, clear-headed lift at the onset of the high, which fills your brain with euphoric motivation and laser-sharp focus. A light tingle accompanies these effects, resting mainly in the body rather than your head. With these effects and its high 19-27% average THC level, Mimosa is said to be the perfect choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as depression, chronic stress or anxiety, ADD or ADHD, migraines, and nausea or appetite loss. This bud has a sweet and sour tropical citrus flavor with a light berry exhale, almost like a fresh mimosa! The aroma follows the same profile, although with an influx of woody florals and fresh earthy herbs. Mimosa buds have rounded dense small olive green nugs with lots of dark orange hairs and a coating of bright white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Pink Mimosa Smalls By Green Valley (25-30% THC)
AAAA+ Dark Matter By Kootenayz Exoticz (22-25% THC)
AAAA+ Dark Matter By Kootenayz Exoticz (22-25% THC)
Dark Matter is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Cherry Thunderfuck X Rusty Haze strains. Known for its heavy high and insanely delicious flavor, Dark Matter is an ideal pick for any hybrid lover. The Dark Matter high starts with a buzzing effect that suddenly launches its way through your brain, leaving you feeling tingly and unfocused although totally happy about it. A sense of tranquility will wash over your physical state, lulling you into a place of pure calm and ease that permeates both mind and body.
AAAA+ Blue Nerds By Kootenayz Exoticz (26% THC)
AAAA+ Blue Nerds By Kootenayz Exoticz (26% THC)
Blue Nerds is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Forbidden Fruit X Watermelon Z strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and amazing flavor, Big Nerds is the perfect balanced hybrid to help you get creative on a lazy afternoon when you don't have much of anything else to do. Blue Nerds buds have eye-catching grape-shaped and fluffy forest green nugs with deep purple undertones, lots of super thin orange hairs and a sparkling, frosty coating of deep purple-tinted white crystal trichomes. As you break apart each glittering little nugget, you'll detect aromas of sour, citrusy lemon, sharp Granny Smith apples and fruity blueberries. The flavor is very similar, with a bouquet of fresh fruits, including sugary blueberries, sour apples and sweet, fruity melons.
AAAA+ Ninja Fruit Punch By Kootenayz Exoticz (26-28% THC)
AAAA+ Ninja Fruit Punch By Kootenayz Exoticz (26-28% THC)
Ninja Fruit Punch is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Grapefruit Haze X Grape Ape strains. Ready for a happy and lifted high that will take you out with no warning? Ninja Fruit Punch is totally made for you. This bud packs a punch of effects that will start in the head before a creeping one-two punch takes out the rest of your being seemingly out of nowhere. The Ninja Fruit Punch high will rush into your mind as soon as you exhale, filling you with a lifted sense that puts a smile on your face and leaves you feeling insanely happy. As your mind lifts and your sociability expands, a creeping physical high will begin to settle in, suddenly dropping your body off into a place of deep relaxation that may take you by surprise.
AAAA Purple Drank Breath Smalls By Green Valley (23-26% THC)
AAAA Purple Drank Breath Smalls By Green Valley (23-26% THC)
Purple Drank Breath is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Purple Punch X Mendo Breath F2 strains. This amazing hybrid totally has it all – a delicious flavor, an arousing high and a high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced patients thanks to a 23-26% THC level. Purple Drank Breath has a sweet and fruity berry candy flavor with touches of sour citrus and tropical fruits. The aroma is just as delicious, with sweet fruitiness accented by earthy herbs and sour grapefruit. The Purple Drank Breath is one that will have you kicking back rather than getting up and moving, with full-bodied buzzing effects that soothe away both mental and physical aches or pains. You'll feel a light tingle at the onset of the high, sneaking into the back of your brain and behind the eyes before working its way throughout your entire body. You'll feel physically calmed and kicked back with a heavily arousing feeling that permeates every inch of your body. These sleepy effects give Purple Drank Breath an edge in treating conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, Bipolar Disorder, depression and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has long pepper-shaped minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny white trichomes.
AAAA Purple Trainwreck By Green Valley (23% THC)
AAAA Purple Trainwreck By Green Valley - 23% THC
Purple Trainwreck has a spicy and fruity flavor and is a cross between Trainwreck and Granddaddy Purple. It has an 23 percent THC level and has a leafy appearance that is deep green in color with traces of purple. It has a spicy aroma that is similar to that of Trainwreck with hints of lemon and berries that create a very sweet and pungent aroma. Its flavor is sweet with a sour hint of lemon in places. The purple buds of this strain look very pleasing. Purple Trainwreck has powerful, euphoric effects on your system that take quite a long while to completely dissipate. It is a Sativa dominant strain, which is clear due to the strong Sativa high produced by it. Its smoke is clean and feels good. The strain calms your nerves and is excellent for alleviating all symptoms of anxiety and depression. You also tend to feel sleepy after smoking it, which is why it is a good solution for insomnia as well. You can also get relief from migraines and other chronic pains by using Purple Trainwreck. Moreover, it is used for treating mood swings, nausea, hyperactivity and inattentiveness. Its side effects include experiencing dry eyes and dry mouth.
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
Rockstar Tuna, also known as “Tuna Rockstar” or “Tuna Star,” is a heavily indica dominant hybrid strain (90% indica/10% sativa) created through crossing the classic Tuna Kush X Rockstar strains. This bud steals its aroma from its infamous Tuna Kush parent, with a super pungent overtone that's accented by rotting fish and a touch of spicy grapes and herbs. The flavor is on the lighter side, with an earthy skunky taste that's accented by sweet grapes and spicy herbs. The Rockstar Tuna high is just as unique as the high, with lifted effects that will leave you totally relaxed and ravenously hungry for hours on end. The high starts with a rush of lifted effects that leave your mind soaring through totally unfocused bliss. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your body will begin to fade away into a deep sense of relaxation and ease without sedation.
AAA+ Divorce Cake By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAA+ Divorce Cake By Green Valley (27% THC)
Divorce Cake is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic White Widow X Wedding Cake strains. This heavy-hitting indica is a customer favorite thanks to its super delicious flavor and long-lasting buzzing effects. This bud has a sweet and creamy sour citrus flavor with hints of fruity earth and just a touch of diesel. The aroma is very similar, with an earthy overtone that's accented by sour citrus and fresh tropical pineapple. The Divorce Cake is just as delicious, with a sleepy and relaxing buzz that lasts for hours and hours on end.
AAA+ Sour Runtz By Green Valley (30% THC)
AAA+ Sour Runtz By Green Valley (30% THC)
Sour Runtz is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the potent Runtz X Sour Diesel strains. Brace yourself for an amazing flavor adventure and high with this gorgeous girl – with her potency level and mouthwatering taste, you'll be on Cloud 9 in no time at all. The high hits you with a slow burn, creeping in before finally taking hold. You'll feel lifted with a sense of euphoria that instantly pushes out any bad moods or thoughts, replacing them with pure happiness and ease. A heavy body high comes next, working its way into your limbs very slowly before suddenly taking hold, dropping you off into a powerful physical stone. Thanks to these effects and its super high 30% + average THC level, Sour Runtz is perfect for treating a variety of conditions including fibromyalgia, depression or mood swings, chronic pain and chronic stress or anxiety.
AAA+ Chemodo Breath By Green Valley (28% THC)
AAA+ Chemodo Breath By Green Valley (28% THC)
Chemodo Breath, also known as “Chemodo,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) created through crossing the classic OGKB 2.0 X Gorilla Dawg strains. Get ready for one intense ride – Chemodo Breath takes no prisoners thanks to its super high 28-29% average THC level and effects that last for hours without any end. Chemodo Breath comes roaring in a few minutes after your first toke, slamming into your mind with unrelenting potency and launching you into a state of pure lifted euphoria. As your mind burns away into happy bliss, your body will start to settle into oblivion, leaving you helplessly couch-locked and totally at ease. Thanks to these potent effects, Chemodo Breath is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic pain, depression, insomnia, cramps or muscle spasms, and migraines or headaches.
AAA+ Gas Mask By Green Valley (20% THC)
AAA+ Gas Mask By Green Valley (20% THC)
Gas Mask is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain created through a powerful four-way cross of the infamous Cherry Pie X Fire Alien Kush F2. If you're looking for a hard-hitting high, you've found it! Gas Mask brings on the potency with long-lasting effects that leave you sleepy and completely sedated after just a hit or two. Gas Mask comes on with a lifted effect that doesn't increase your energy level but rather drops you into a state of heady relaxation. This effect will soon spread throughout the rest of your body with a tingly effect, lulling you into a heavy sleepy state.
AAAA Gorilla Pie Smalls By Green Valley (28-35% THC)
AAAA Gorilla Pie Smalls By Green Valley (28-35% THC)
Gorilla Pie is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Gorilla Glue #4 X Jelly Pie strains. Infamous for its amazing flavor and heavy-hitting high, Gorilla Pie is a great choice for any hybrid lover who is looking for a high level of potency behind their bud. This bud has a super sweet and fruity grape pie flavor with hints of black pepper and diesel upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity berry overtone that's accented by spicy herbs and peppery dank diesel. The Gorilla Pie high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, first hitting your mind with an uplifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You'll be insanely euphoric with a boost in sociability and creativity that lends itself well to any conversation at hand.
AAAA El Diablo OG Smalls By Green Valley (20% THC)
AAAA El Diablo OG Smalls By Green Valley (20% THC)
Also known simply as Diablo OG, is named after the Spanish word for "the devil." It isn't exactly that, but it's definitely an effective medical strain. THC concentration can reach 20%, while CBD levels are less than 1%, making this a less-than-ideal choice for treating seizures or other conditions that respond to this cannabinoid. El Diablo OG has a sativa-to-indica ratio of 60:40, so the high is largely cerebral, with clear-headed effects, a strong dose of euphoria, and a moderate body buzz. Medically speaking, this strain is helpful with chronic pain, anxiety, insomnia, and migraine headaches.
Dry mouth, as usual, is the most common side effect. Dry eyes, dizziness, and paranoia are also possible, though less likely. El Diablo descends from OG Kush, one of the world's best-known strains, Blueberry, Grapefruit, and an unknown African plant. The resulting flavors taste of the soil and grapefruit, combined with a pungent plant's aroma. The appearance usually has a middle-of-the-road green hue. This strain is very popular but unfortunately, rather hard to find.
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AAAA Ice Age Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Ice Age Smalls By Green Valley - 20% THC
It has high THC levels, exceeding 20% in available samples, and that makes for a very potent, euphoric high that delivers a dramatic mood boost, an energetic kick, and a shot of creativity. The effects are simultaneously lazy and focused. Ice can be used to treat anxiety, chronic pain, sleeplessness, everyday stress, and lack of appetite. There are chemical notes to the flavor and aroma of this strain, as well as sweet-and-sour hints of citrus and other fruit.
