AAAA+ Smackerz By Kootenayz Exoticz (34% THC)
AAAA+ Smackerz By Kootenayz Exoticz (34% THC)
Smackerz is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 X Rozay strains. A classic of indica lovers around the world, Smackerz packs a super delicious flavor and soothing sleepy high that's a great choice for any late weekday night or lazy weekend afternoon. Much like its parent strains, Smackerz has a sweet fruity flavor that's accented by touches of spicy herbs and grassy funk. The aroma is very similar, with an earthy woody overtone accented by sweet lemongrass and spicy herbs. The Smackerz high will smack you right in the face a few minutes after your final toke, launching your brain into a state of unfocused heady bliss and happiness. At the same time, a soothing body high will wash over your physical form, slowly growing into full-fledged couchlock. A sharp pang of hunger comes next, leaving you reaching for anything in sight to snack on before you are suddenly hit with a heavy sedation. Thanks to these effects and its super high 32-34% average THC level, Smackerz is often chosen to treat experienced patients suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, depression, cramps or muscle spasms and nausea or appetite loss. This bud has long popcorn-shaped dark olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, thin orange hairs and a coating of frosty, purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Permanent Marker By Kootenayz Exoticz (34-35% THC)
AAAA+ Permanent Marker By Kootenayz Exoticz (34-35% THC)
Permanent Marker is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Biscotti X Jealousy X Sherbet BX strains. This three-way cross is the perfect daytime strain to help you kick back and relax on a lazy afternoon without a care in the world. The high settles in after a few tokes, filling your mind with a sense of lifted creativity that has you feeling happy and artistically inspired. A slightly weighty sense of calm accompanies this blissful state, helping you to settle down and relax without causing too much sedation. A feeling of hunger finishes out the high, leaving you totally ravenous and ready to get snacking. Combined with its super high 34-35% average THC level, these effects make Permanent Marker a great choice for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, PMS or cramps, depression or mood swings and chronic stress or PTSD. This bud has a sweet and sour fruity candy flavor with a punch of citrusy diesel upon exhale. The aroma is of spicy diesel, pungent dank and super sour citrus. Permanent Marker buds have dense oversized spade-shaped bright emerald-green nugs with purple leaves, lots of thin orange hairs and tiny, amber-tinted white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Mango Kiwi Haze By Kootenayz Exoticz (36-40% THC)
AAAA+ Mango Kiwi Haze By Kootenayz Exoticz (36-40% THC)
Mango Kiwi Haze is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through an unknown combination of other hybrid strains. While its true parentage is a closely guarded breeder secret, Mango Kiwi Haze is often sought out for its amazing flavor, heady high and super potent CBC level. The taste of this bud is much like its name implies, with a blend of sweet, tropical mangoes and fresh citrus accented by spicy, flowery haze. The aroma amps things up, bringing in layers of sugary kiwi fruits and a hint of berries that’s intensified by heavy spices as the nugs are burned away. The Mango Kiwi Haze high will wash over you slowly, beginning with a lift that boosts your spirits and has you feeling euphoric. You’ll feel a light touch of energy begin to fill you, inspiring you to get moving and on your feet, even as your mental state slips away into a heady, faded stone. Thanks to these potent effects and its insanely high 36-40% average THC level, Mango Kiwi Haze is often suggested for only the most experienced patients who are looking for relief from the symptoms of chronic fatigue, chronic pain, inflammation, arthritis and cramps or muscle spasms. This bud has long and fluffy, pepper-shaped bright neon green nugs with rich amber undertones, thin orange hairs and tiny, golden-white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Dark Matter By Kootenayz Exoticz (22-25% THC)
AAAA+ Dark Matter By Kootenayz Exoticz (22-25% THC)
Dark Matter is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Cherry Thunderfuck X Rusty Haze strains. Known for its heavy high and insanely delicious flavor, Dark Matter is an ideal pick for any hybrid lover. The Dark Matter high starts with a buzzing effect that suddenly launches its way through your brain, leaving you feeling tingly and unfocused although totally happy about it. A sense of tranquility will wash over your physical state, lulling you into a place of pure calm and ease that permeates both mind and body.
AAAA+ Blue Nerds By Kootenayz Exoticz (26% THC)
AAAA+ Blue Nerds By Kootenayz Exoticz (26% THC)
Blue Nerds is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Forbidden Fruit X Watermelon Z strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and amazing flavor, Big Nerds is the perfect balanced hybrid to help you get creative on a lazy afternoon when you don't have much of anything else to do. Blue Nerds buds have eye-catching grape-shaped and fluffy forest green nugs with deep purple undertones, lots of super thin orange hairs and a sparkling, frosty coating of deep purple-tinted white crystal trichomes. As you break apart each glittering little nugget, you'll detect aromas of sour, citrusy lemon, sharp Granny Smith apples and fruity blueberries. The flavor is very similar, with a bouquet of fresh fruits, including sugary blueberries, sour apples and sweet, fruity melons.
AAAA+ Ninja Fruit Punch By Kootenayz Exoticz (26-28% THC)
AAAA+ Ninja Fruit Punch By Kootenayz Exoticz (26-28% THC)
Ninja Fruit Punch is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Grapefruit Haze X Grape Ape strains. Ready for a happy and lifted high that will take you out with no warning? Ninja Fruit Punch is totally made for you. This bud packs a punch of effects that will start in the head before a creeping one-two punch takes out the rest of your being seemingly out of nowhere. The Ninja Fruit Punch high will rush into your mind as soon as you exhale, filling you with a lifted sense that puts a smile on your face and leaves you feeling insanely happy. As your mind lifts and your sociability expands, a creeping physical high will begin to settle in, suddenly dropping your body off into a place of deep relaxation that may take you by surprise.
AAAA+ Godfather Bomb By Kootenayz Exoticz (30-33% THC)
AAAA+ Godfather Bomb By Kootenayz Exoticz (30-33% THC)
Godfather Bomb is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the potent Godfather OG X Godfather OG strains. This doubled-up strain takes the best of its parent and amplifies it tenfold, offering an insane potency with super stoney effects that will knock you flat out before you realize what's happening. The Godfather Bomb high will hit you like an actual bomb, exploding in your body with a super heavy stone that has you completely locked down to the couch immediately. As your body disappears into oblivion, your mind will slowly begin to be lifted into a state of heady happiness that leaves you hazy and unfocused but totally okay with it. A sleepy comedown often wraps things up, so get ready to tuck in for a nice, peaceful nap.
AAAA+ Phoenix Tears By Kootenayz Exoticz (35-41% THC)
AAAA+ Phoenix Tears By Kootenayz Exoticz (35-41% THC)
Phoenix Tears is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through an unknown cross of other hybrid strains. This bud is a concentrate favorite due to its super high potency level and mellow, clean flavor that will leave you coming back for more again and again. The Phoenix Tears high is one that is said to be ‘rejuvenating' and ‘refreshing,' giving you a feeling like you're actually rising from the ashes. You'll find your mind cleared and lifted, filled with a sense of unmatched happiness that helps to brighten the brain and leave you feeling like you don't have a care in the world. A light sense of relaxation accompanies this heady boost, helping to keep your body calm as your mind settles into this new plane of mellow bliss.
With these effects and its insanely high 35-41% average THC level, Phoenix Tears is only recommended for very experienced patients with conditions including chronic stress or anxiety, chronic pain, depression or mood swings and PTSD. This bud has a sweet and flowery herbal tea flavor with a spicy and woody aroma to go right along with it. Phoenix Tears buds have fluffy and rounded bright neon green nugs with golden undertones, super thin orange hairs and a frosty blanket of tiny, sparkling golden-white crystal trichomes topped with layers of sticky resin.
AAAA+ Ghost Pebbles 95 By Kootenayz Exoticz (30-36% THC)
AAAA+ Ghost Pebbles 95 By Kootenayz Exoticz - 30-36% THC
Ghost Pebbles 95, also known as “95 Ghost Pebbles” or “GP 95” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the potent Ghost Cookies 95 X Cookie Pebbles strains. A potent bud with a heady rush and heavy cerebral stone, Ghost Pebbles 95 is a great choice for any indica lover who appreciates hard-hitting cerebral effects.
You'll feel these effects hit you immediately, slamming into your brain with a lifted sense of mental euphoria. You'll be happy and sociable, easily chatting with anyone and everyone around you. However, a pretty heavy stone will soon hit you, leaving you unfocused and super giggly, falling in and out of uncontrollable fits of laughter before you know it.
AAAA+ Death Tuna By Kootenayz Exoticz (30-33% THC)
AAAA+ Death Tuna By Kootenayz Exoticz (30-33% THC)
Death Tuna is one of the most famous hybrids out there. Tons of people use it for their daily relaxation and overall relief of pain, anxiety, and stress. Death Tuna is a mixture of two very potent strains – Black Tuna and Death Bubba. Death Tuna is an Indica based strain that’s rich in THC. Some types of this strain have even more than 30% of THC! An amount which will surely hit you hard but at the same time offer amazing effects.
AAAA+ Peach Punch By Kootenayz Exoticz (37% THC)
AAAA+ Peach Punch By Kootenayz Exoticz - 37% THC
Peach Punch is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) created through crossing the tasty Peaches N Cream X Purple Punch strains. If you've been seeking out a bright and happy bud to help pick you up on a lazy morning, Peach Punch is the perfect quick-hitter to get you moving. The Peach Punch high will hit you square between the eyes as soon as you exhale, filling you with a lifted energy that puts you in a state of pure euphoria and motivation. As your mind lifts, a soothing sense of mellow relaxation will wash over your body, helping aching limbs and joints to settle down and allowing you to get on your feet and moving if need be.
AAAA+ Super Boof By Kootenayz Exoticz
AAAA+ Super Boof By Kootenayz Exoticz - 28-32% THC
AAAA+ Dopamine By Kootenayz Exoticz
AAAA+ Dopamine By Kootenayz Exoticz
This bud tastes exactly how it sounds – like a sweet and sugary nutty ice cream cone filled with creamy citrusy ice cream! You'll feel a rush of cerebral effects that quickly settle behind the eyes, leaving you with a sense of clarity and focus. Before you know it, this sense will fade, leaving you feeling totally out of touch but happy about it.
