Hippie Crippler is an uplifting hybrid strain where the Sativa variety is dominant than the Indica one. It is created by crossing Blue Satellite with AK-47. It looks like a leafy moss and has a dull, deep green color. Hippie Crippler has a very strong taste, which is a mixture of sweet pine and other earthy flavors that make it a pleasant strain to smoke. It has a pungent, but sweet aroma that instantly uplifts your spirits. Its THC level is around 20 percent. It instantly affects your system and makes you feel energetic and euphoric. It also helps you focus and be more creative, so you can get your jobs done easily after smoking Hippie Crippler. However, increasing its dosage can also make you bleary-eyed and giddy as most people aren’t able to tolerate it in higher concentrations. Hippie crippler is excellent for treating chronic pains, depression, muscle spasms and injuries pertaining to the spinal cord. It also has soothing effects on anxiety, nausea and migraines. It does produce a few side effects in some people. These include dry mouth, dry eyes, anxiety and sometimes paranoia. Other than that, it is absolutely safe for you to use and is especially useful for patients suffering from joint, limb and muscle pains.


AAA+ Hippie Crippler By Green Valley
$75.00 – $887.00Price range: $75.00 through $887.00
AAA+ Hippie Crippler By Green Valley – 20% THC
It has a pungent, but sweet aroma that instantly uplifts your spirits. It instantly affects your system and makes you feel energetic and euphoric. It also helps you focus and be more creative, so you can get your jobs done easily after smoking Hippie Crippler. However, increasing its dosage can also make you bleary-eyed and giddy as most people aren’t able to tolerate it in higher concentrations.
| WEIGHT | 1/4 oz, 1/2 oz, 1 oz, 0.25 Lbs (Quarter Pound), 0.5 Lbs (Half Pound), 1 Lb (Pound), 2 Lb's (Two Pounds) |
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Appearance:
- Consistency: Amnesia Haze Shake is typically finer and less dense than full buds. It may contain small fragments of leaves, stems, and trichome dust, offering a blend of the plant’s parts.
- Color: Like the full Amnesia Haze strain, the shake retains the strain’s vibrant green tones with traces of amber pistils and trichome-covered pieces.
Aroma and Flavor:
- Aroma: The shake carries the same citrusy, earthy, and sweet aroma that Amnesia Haze is known for, although it might be slightly muted compared to whole buds.
- Flavor: Expect a similar lemony, spicy flavor with earthy undertones, but with a lighter intensity compared to smoking or vaping full buds.
Effects:
- Euphoric and Uplifting: Amnesia Haze Shake delivers the strain’s signature effects, including a euphoric, energetic high that is perfect for daytime use. Users often feel uplifted, creative, and focused.
- Mental Clarity: The Sativa-dominant effects provide a clear-headed and invigorating experience, often associated with improved mood and a sense of well-being.










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