
AAA Hippie Crippler
$59.00 – $1,860.00Price range: $59.00 through $1,860.00
AAA Hippie Crippler – 20% THC
It has a pungent, but sweet aroma that instantly uplifts your spirits. It instantly affects your system and makes you feel energetic and euphoric. It also helps you focus and be more creative, so you can get your jobs done easily after smoking Hippie Crippler. However, increasing its dosage can also make you bleary-eyed and giddy as most people aren’t able to tolerate it in higher concentrations.
Hippie Crippler is an uplifting hybrid strain where the Sativa variety is dominant than the Indica one. It is created by crossing Blue Satellite with AK-47. It looks like a leafy moss and has a dull, deep green color. Hippie Crippler has a very strong taste, which is a mixture of sweet pine and other earthy flavors that make it a pleasant strain to smoke. It has a pungent, but sweet aroma that instantly uplifts your spirits. Its THC level is around 20 percent. It instantly affects your system and makes you feel energetic and euphoric. It also helps you focus and be more creative, so you can get your jobs done easily after smoking Hippie Crippler. However, increasing its dosage can also make you bleary-eyed and giddy as most people aren’t able to tolerate it in higher concentrations. Hippie crippler is excellent for treating chronic pains, depression, muscle spasms and injuries pertaining to the spinal cord. It also has soothing effects on anxiety, nausea and migraines. It does produce a few side effects in some people. These include dry mouth, dry eyes, anxiety and sometimes paranoia. Other than that, it is absolutely safe for you to use and is especially useful for patients suffering from joint, limb and muscle pains.
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