AAAA+ Moonshine Cookies By Kootenayz Exoticz (25-33% THC)
AAAA+ Moonshine Cookies By Kootenayz Exoticz (25-33% THC)
Moonshine Cookies is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) created through crossing the delicious Moonshine Haze X Girl Scout Cookies strains. A great choice for a day when you want a little bit of a boost to finish your afternoon out, Moonshine Cookies packs a bright onset with a soothing, relaxing comedown that will have you ready to just chill out and vibe. The Moonshine Cookies high will hit you quickly, filling your mind with a bright bust of energy that's accompanied by a sharp focus and sense of creativity. You'll find that anything on your to-do list is a breeze as you hop from task to task with a big smile on your face. As the high begins to fade, you'll feel a light relaxation begin to creep into your body, eventually settling in and leaving you totally kicked back. Given these effects and its insanely high 25-33% average THC level, Moonshine Cookies is often chosen to treat experienced patients with a variety of conditions including depression, chronic fatigue, chronic pain, ADD or ADHD, chronic stress and insomnia. This bud has a sweet and sugary citrusy orange cookie taste with a skunky, minty exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a bright minty overtone accented by sharp orangey citrus and skunky diesel. Moonshine Cookies buds have oversized and fluffy, conical emerald-green nugs with thin light orange hairs, bright yellow undertones and chunky, bright white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Mr. Stinky By Kootenayz Exoticz (24-30% THC)
AAAA+ Mr. Stinky By Kootenayz Exoticz (24-30% THC)
Mr. Stinky is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the powerful Death Valley X Cherry Breath strains. Named for its heavy stench, Mr. Stinky packs a super pungent aroma that will fill any room instantly. Like its name suggests, Mr. Stinky has a super pungent and dank smell of woody pine and super sour lemon. The flavor is on the lighter side of things, with a sour citrusy overtone accented by earthy cherries, spicy dank and a punch of sour pungency. The Mr. Stinky high isn't quite as heavy, with full-bodied effects that have you feeling relaxed but not quite sedated. You'll feel the heady effects hit your first, settling in a few minutes after your final exhale with a lifted sense of euphoria. This is accompanied by a sharp boost in creativity and in sociability that lends itself well to any social situation at hand. A calming body high accompanies this heady lift, anchoring your physical form to the real world without causing too much sedation. Combined with its high 24-30% average THC level, these effects make Mr. Stinky a great choice for treating conditions such as depression, chronic pain, mood swings, appetite loss or nausea and chronic stress. This bud has small rounded bright neon green nugs with thin orange hairs and tiny milky blue-white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Apple Fritter By Green Valley (22-28% THC)
AAAA+ Apple Fritter By Green Valley (22-28% THC)
Apple Fritter, also known as “Apple Fritters,” is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Sour Apple X Animal Cookies strains. Best known for making the High Times' 2016 “World's Strongest Strains” List, this baby brings on a hard-hitting high and super delicious flavor that will have you begging for more after just one taste. This bud has a super sweet fruity apple flavor with a lightly cakey vanilla exhale that's just like a delicious fresh-baked apple fritter. The aroma is very similar, with an herbal effect to it, too. The Apple Fritter high starts almost as soon as you experience your first exhale, filling your mind with a rushing lift that pushes out any negative or racing thoughts almost immediately. As your cerebral state flies higher and higher, a tingly body high will wash over you, relaxing your aching muscles and leaving you feeling totally at ease with the world around you. In combination with its super high 22-28% average THC level, these effects give Apple Fritter an edge in treating those suffering from conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, depression, mood swings and chronic stress. This bud has spade-shaped dark olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, vivid orange hairs and a coating of tiny white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Frozen Gelato Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA Frozen Gelato Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
Frozen Gelato is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Gelato X Brain Damage strains. A delightful flavor and lifted, heady effects beautifully combine in this gorgeous, well-balanced hybrid strain. Frozen Gelato buds have fluffy, heart-shaped bright emerald-green nugs with notably pink undertones, thick red-orange hairs and a super frosty coating of chunky, pinkish gold-tinted white crystal trichomes topped with sweet sticky resin. As you break apart each frosty little nugget, aromas of sweet fruity blueberries, creamy herbal butter and sugary pungency can be detected in the air. The flavor is just as unique, with a creamy blueberry taste accented by citrusy lemons and a hint of buttery herbal cheese. The Frozen Gelato high will hit you with surprising speed, launching your mind into a near-instant lifted state of pure energy and focused motivation. You'll be creatively inspired and ready to get to work on any task on your to do list with a big smile on your face, too. Thanks to these long-lasting effects and its moderately high 27% average THC level, Frozen Gelato is often suggested to treat a wide variety of patients suffering from different conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, PTSD, depression or mood swings, chronic fatigue and ADD or ADHD.
AAAA Strawberry Nightmare By Green Valley (32% THC)
AAAA Strawberry Nightmare By Green Valley (32% THC)
Strawberry Nightmare is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Strawberry Cough X White Nightmare strains. This delicious combo yields a super tasty bud that has a scary high potency that can easily overwhelm the inexperienced user. The onset has a quick-rushing effect that launches itself into your mind before taking hold with soaring euphoria. You'll feel an influx of social energy that leaves you chatting with anyone around you for hours on end. You may feel a light tingly energy that electrifies your brain at this point, which can be overwhelming to those who suffer from anxiety. With these effects and its super high 32% average THC level, Strawberry Nightmare is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, chronic pain, and stress. This bud has a sweet strawberry fruity flavor with an earthy exhale. The aroma carries a woody berry profile that's much like a mix of blueberries and strawberries. Strawberry Nightmare buds have pale green small rounded super dense nugs with long orange hairs and a super thick blanket of tiny bright white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Grease Monkey Smalls By Green Valley (25-27% THC)
AAAA Grease Monkey Smalls By Green Valley - (25-27% THC)
Grease Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 with the delicious Cookies & Cream strain. This potent bud brings on the powerful effects and highly addictive flavor, flawlessly fusing those of its parent strains. With each rich inhale comes flavors of nutty vanilla and sweet skunky diesel.
AAAA+ Bubblegum Popperz By Kootenayz Exoticz (30-33% THC)
AAAA+ Bubblegum Popperz By Kootenayz Exoticz (30-33% THC)
Bubble Gum Popperz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Superdope X HiTech X Fear of Boof strains. A delicious bud with a soothing, heavy high, Bubble Gum Popperz is a great choice for any hybrid lover who wants a true stone with their bud. The high settles in with a slow build of effects, beginning with a calming tingle felt in the back of the head and neck. This tingle will soon work its way forward, leaving your eyes feeling heavy and drooping and your body buzzy yet filled with relaxation. These effects are super long lasting and can be sedative if you don’t mind your dosage. Combined with its super high 30-33% average THC level, these effects make Bubble Gum Popperz a great choice for treating experienced patients suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, arthritis, cramps or muscle spasms and inflammation. This bud has a sweet and fruity bubblegum candy flavor with hints of spicy anise and fresh earthiness. The aroma is very similar, with a notable spicy anise overtone accented by fruity bubblegum and spicy black pepper. Bubble Gum Popperz buds have fluffy and dense popcorn-shaped forest green nugs with lots of thin orange hairs and chunky milky trichomes.
AAAA+ Sour Pebbles By Kootenayz Exoticz (25% THC)
AAAA+ Sour Pebbles By Kootenayz Exoticz (25% THC)
With whopping THC levels that can reach 25%, Sour Pebbles is a good choice for tokers who want potent cerebral effects and a truly powerful case of the munchies that can be used to treat wasting and eating disorders. This strain is also effective at treating anxiety, depression, and nausea, though its high THC values may limit its medical effectiveness somewhat. CBD levels, for example, are very low, as they typically are in high-THC plants. That means patients with seizure disorders and other conditions that respond to CBD shouldn't rely on Sour Pebbles as their sole source of cannabis treatment. This strain is a sativa-dominant hybrid, though it's hard to find any solid information on the exact sativa/indica ratio. It's a cross of Fruity Pebble OG and Alien Diesel, and it scored 3rd place in the medical sativa category at the 2014 Seattle Cannabis Cup competition. The unique morning aroma is sour, with hints of fruit and breakfast cereal. The flavor is also sour, but comes with notes of candy and gasoline. Sour Pebbles can be found in Seattle and Sacramento dispensaries, but otherwise it's a rare selection.
AAAA+ Banana Mimosa By Kootenayz Exoticz (37% THC)
AAAA+ Banana Mimosa By Kootenayz Exoticz (37% THC)
Banana Mimosa is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Banana Kush X Purple Punch strains. Named for its deliciously sugary flavor that's just like your favorite adult beverage, Banana Mimosa packs a punch of soaring, happy effects that are ideal for a lazy afternoon when you need a little boost to finish out your day. You'll feel a rush of energy wash over you as soon as you exhale, lifting your spirits into a place of pure motivation and creativity. You'll find your social nature enhanced as you jump in and out of conversations with anyone around you about just about any topic that comes to mind. This mental boost is accompanied by a light touch of physical calm that helps to keep you anchored without affecting your energy level or motivation in the slightest. Thanks to these effects and its high 18-23% average THC level, Banana Mimosa is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, chronic fatigue, chronic pain and depression or mood swings. This bud has oversized, grape-shaped minty green nugs with notable purple undertones, thin orange hairs and tiny, vibrantly white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Blueberry Smalls By Green Valley (16-24% THC)
AAAA Blueberry Smalls By Green Valley (16-24% THC)
Blueberry is an indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain with unknown true parentage. This bud has been traced back to the early 70's when the infamous American breeder DJ Short started playing around with different landrace strains, ultimately resulting in this insanely delicious variety. It is thought to be descended from Purple Thai X Afghan, but we will never know for sure. Nonetheless, Blueberry is one of the most popular strains on the market and took home the 2000 Best Indica award at the High Times' Cannabis Cup thanks to its high-powered effects and mouthwatering blueberry vanilla flavor. The Blueberry high has a euphoric and hazy feel to it that creeps up on you slowly before washing over you with a sense of calm and ease. As this high grows, your mind will fall into a state of hazy introspection that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts and numbs the brain. With these relaxing effects and its high 16-24% average THC level, Blueberry is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, migraines, and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has grape-shaped olive green nugs with bright blue undertones, fiery orange hairs, and a frosty thick coating of tiny amber colored crystal trichomes. It has a smell much like the taste, with a spicy yet sweet earthy vanilla effect that's accented by fragrant florals.
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
Rockstar Tuna, also known as “Tuna Rockstar” or “Tuna Star,” is a heavily indica dominant hybrid strain (90% indica/10% sativa) created through crossing the classic Tuna Kush X Rockstar strains. This bud steals its aroma from its infamous Tuna Kush parent, with a super pungent overtone that's accented by rotting fish and a touch of spicy grapes and herbs. The flavor is on the lighter side, with an earthy skunky taste that's accented by sweet grapes and spicy herbs. The Rockstar Tuna high is just as unique as the high, with lifted effects that will leave you totally relaxed and ravenously hungry for hours on end. The high starts with a rush of lifted effects that leave your mind soaring through totally unfocused bliss. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your body will begin to fade away into a deep sense of relaxation and ease without sedation.
AAAA Gorilla Pie Smalls By Green Valley (28-35% THC)
AAAA Gorilla Pie Smalls By Green Valley (28-35% THC)
Gorilla Pie is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Gorilla Glue #4 X Jelly Pie strains. Infamous for its amazing flavor and heavy-hitting high, Gorilla Pie is a great choice for any hybrid lover who is looking for a high level of potency behind their bud. This bud has a super sweet and fruity grape pie flavor with hints of black pepper and diesel upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity berry overtone that's accented by spicy herbs and peppery dank diesel. The Gorilla Pie high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, first hitting your mind with an uplifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You'll be insanely euphoric with a boost in sociability and creativity that lends itself well to any conversation at hand.
AAAA El Diablo OG Smalls By Green Valley (20% THC)
AAAA El Diablo OG Smalls By Green Valley (20% THC)
Also known simply as Diablo OG, is named after the Spanish word for "the devil." It isn't exactly that, but it's definitely an effective medical strain. THC concentration can reach 20%, while CBD levels are less than 1%, making this a less-than-ideal choice for treating seizures or other conditions that respond to this cannabinoid. El Diablo OG has a sativa-to-indica ratio of 60:40, so the high is largely cerebral, with clear-headed effects, a strong dose of euphoria, and a moderate body buzz. Medically speaking, this strain is helpful with chronic pain, anxiety, insomnia, and migraine headaches.
Dry mouth, as usual, is the most common side effect. Dry eyes, dizziness, and paranoia are also possible, though less likely. El Diablo descends from OG Kush, one of the world's best-known strains, Blueberry, Grapefruit, and an unknown African plant. The resulting flavors taste of the soil and grapefruit, combined with a pungent plant's aroma. The appearance usually has a middle-of-the-road green hue. This strain is very popular but unfortunately, rather hard to find.
