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AAAA+ Darkside OG Smalls By Green Valley (31% THC) Price range: $74.00 through $1,784.00
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AAAA Grease Monkey Smalls
Price range: $33.00 through $1,650.00
AAAA Grease Monkey Smalls!
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Description
Grease Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 with the delicious Cookies & Cream strain. This potent bud brings on the powerful effects and highly addictive flavor, flawlessly fusing those of its parent strains. With each rich inhale comes flavors of nutty vanilla and sweet skunky diesel. The aroma is just as delicious with an earthy pungency accented by sugary skunky diesel and a touch of vanilla. The Grease Monkey high is a creeper, building up behind the eyes before suddenly taking hold. You’ll suddenly feel a slam to the head of euphoric relaxation that lulls you into a mental state of calm and haze. This effect will quickly become sleepy, easing both mind and body into a completely sedated state that’s calming and relaxing. Thanks to these effects and its super high 25-27% average THC level, Grease Monkey is the perfect choice to treat conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, insomnia, headaches or migraines, and inflammation. This bud has fluffy tapered forest green nugs with sparse orange hairs and a coating of tiny clear crystal trichomes.
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| WEIGHT | 0.25 Lbs (Quarter Pound), 0.5 Lbs (Half Pound), 1 Lb (Pound), 1 oz, 1/2 oz, 1/4 oz, 2 Lb’s (Two Pounds) |
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